Choosing your religion
Ben and Brad on the Bike in Buxton
Span has gone to uni, Jexi was dancing all day, and Jelly Bean is at college for the day, so it was just me and Ben. We decided to take a bike trip, before the winter steps in too far and makes bike travel uncomfortable. I did a bit of random pin-pushing into google maps, and came up with Buxton as a destination.
A bit more Google-age, and we decided to visit Pooles Cavern, which is just on the edge of Buxton. The weather was a bit overcast, but not wet, so we saddled up and headed off. It took about an hour and a quarter to get there, and we went cross country rather than take the main roads. Holmfirth was busy because of a food and drink festival, otherwise the roads were not bad at all.
When we got to the Cavern, the boy was ravenous, so we had a sandwich and drink, and then joined a tour into the caves. They have been used since before Roman times, and have an interesting history, as well as having some lovely chambers and rock formations. The caves is probably about 2 miles in length, but only the first several hundred metres are accessible. Most of the rest has not been explored.
We had a knowledgeable young guide, who herded a group of about 15 of us through the caves. The cave had been turned into a visitor attraction by the Victorians, who, in their typical combination of appreciating beauty while at the same time being extraordinarily heavy-handed, bricked up the entrance as it was up a muddy slope, and instead dynamited a new entrance to make it more accessible. They also dynamited through to a previously inaccessible chamber, revealing a beautiful, crystal-covered rock the size of a small car.
There are various legends and histories tying local folk, Mary Queen of Scots and others to the caves, and after hearing about these and walking through them, we emerged blinking again into the pale sunlight. The caves are always at a constant 7 degrees C, no matter what the time of year, and so even though it was not a warm day, it felt quite warm when we surfaced.
The ride home was pretty and uneventful, and now Ben is doing everything but his homework, before I take him to a friends for the night.
New English words
Every now and again Jelly Bean comes up with brilliant new words, that aren’t quite in the dictionary, but should be. This weeks word is swirlve – the act of twirling ones dance partner. I like it a lot, and will be suggesting it to the OED committee.
Camp 2011
Hi All
not been very quick to post about camp this year. We came back, and I had to get back into the swing of things pretty quickly, so the reporting went out of the window.
Once again, DCN was fabulous. We camped with our friends, had good weather most of the time, and had lots of fun and laughs. The kids were all there and also had a great time. I taught 2 sessions of taiko drumming, which was really good – I had managed to source some industrial plastic barrels, and they made for very good drums. I miscounted the number of sticks I needed, but a trip to the nearby builders merchants soon rectified that, and we were in business.
I also ended up playing a huge amount of guitar, supporting various workshops. Aside from the scratch band, which played each night for an hour, I also played in various bands for about 10 other workshops – Circle Dance, Dances of Universal Peace, Samba, Live Wave and more. It was really good, but I felt sometimes like I was doing a bit much.
The camp was at a great time for the family, too – both girls got great school results, and big has got a university place that has made her very happy. They are both leaving home soon, and going out into the wide world to study – exciting times, a bit sad, but fantastic for them.
Jelly Bean Levin
Me and Jelly Bean are officially engaged. The queen has been informed, and the media excitement is palpable. Yay!
Camp is almost upon us
Hi boys and girls and the rest of you indeterminate species
Been catching up with various friends this week and weekend, having a fab time. Also was in London on Thursday night, and spent several lovely hours with cousins Ian, Michal and Netta. Really great to establish contact. Had some friends round last night, and between us we consumed more alcohol than the English Cricket team on tour. Lena is now spending the morning between the bed and the bathroom, but I have been a good boy, cleaned up, washed up all the mess from a great meal, and now having a cuppa.
Football season started yesterday – come on you Red men. Result was a draw, but want to watch the match this eve anyway to see some of the new boys, and how the team will shape itself.
Just spent a few minutes having some Facebook fun, ranting indignantly at ignorance, but in a gentle and loving way. What a renaissance man I am.
Anyway, camp starts this week- didn’t go to hippy camp last year cos I was working in Oz, so am really looking forward to it. Aside from the fun of hanging out with my homies, playing my guitar round the fire and teasing the vegetarians and spiritually aware souls, I am also teaching a few drumming sessions. Can’t wait.
Be good, y’all
Blackpool
Jexi has been at a theatre and dance school intensive course for a week, in Blackpool. Today was the finish and final show, so we were up early. Lena was out last night with her work colleagues, so while she was up early, she was far from bright and shiny. She really didnt look well, but I dragged her along.
We went to the hotel where Jexi had been boarding to pick up her bags, then drove across the front to where the theater school was. We parked the car in a multi story, and walked to the school. We bought a lovely cuppa, and Lena had a breakfast roll as well.
The studios are not that big, so they did three shows, about 45 minute in length, so all the parents could get to see their darlings perform. They only had a few days to prepare for this, and it was very good. There was a lot of talent on show, but also a fair amount of, shall we say, kids who tried their best. Jexi was fantastic though. I was so proud of her, and when I first saw her, I shed a little tear of dad-ness. She is very polished and professional compared to a lot of the others, and really stands out. Lena took some videos of her, which I will try and put online.
We were on the middle of the three, so after it finished, we went for a walk for an hour. Blackpool represents everything that is bad about Britain. I was so appalled. We were recently in Nice, another seaside city, and the differences could not be more marked. The weather didn’t help, and that is not anyone’s fault, but the rest was just embarrassing. Everybody was either pasty and pale, or sun-booth orange. I saw families of three generations, where the gran was in her very early thirties, mum was about 15, pushing little Leona or Kinesha or Wayne about in a designer pram. They were all three dressed in shell suits that were three sizes too small for them, wearing more makeup than a single branch of Selfridges, and all three were smoking.
The shops were all full of sweets, souvenirs, or both-and selling junk. The rest were fast food joints and pubs- and the pubs were full at ten in the morning. I wanted a snack, and looked for a piece of fruit. It took me twenty minutes to find an apple, but I could have had countless bags of chips, sticks of rock, huge lollies or a kings ransom in chocolate coins. No wonder I didn’t see one person who was not overweight. I despair.
We stopped at a tanning salon, of which there are plenty. This one also had a couple of tanks with fish I that eat the dead bits of skin from your feet. It didn’t take much to persuade Lena to have a go, so she sat with her feet in a fish tank, and them nibbling away at her tootsies. She said it tickled, but was quite enjoyable. We had bit more of a walk, then met Jexi after her final show.
A quick bite to eat, then we took Jex back to the fish shop to have her toes nibbled. Now we are back home, with a mountain of washing to do, awaiting the arrival of big sister tonight back from a couple of weeks in Wales at a festival, which will no doubt double the size of the washing mountain. It has been a long time since we were all home together, so it will be nice.
Allergic to England
Day 11. 532 Kms, 330 Miles.
Trip totals: 3664 Kms, 2291 Miles.
Last day today. We woke up in our little hotel room, and packed quickly. We are well rehearsed now in the art of cramming an expeditions-worth of clothes, shoes, bike equipment and sundries into the small amount of lugage space that we had. Once she was ready, Lena went off to a local cafe to get us some breakfast, and I carried on sorting out the bike gear. She returned with a lovely cup of coffee for me, and a couple of croissants each. Hmmm hmmmm.
Suitably fuelled, we did our final loading, paid the bill, and set sail. The Channel Tunnel port was only about 20 minutes or so away, and we made good tiime. However, the system that they had in place was somewhat stretched by the amount of vehicles, and there were long dealys checking in, going through passport control, and we also got pre-selected for the special prize, a vehicle inspection.
With all this fun, we actually managed to get into the queues for being loaded onto the train just as our train closed for boarding. As there are trains every 15-20 minutes, it didn’t matter much, and we were soon being directed to the next train. We got loaded on, and sat on the deck for the duration of the short crossing. It only takes 35 minutes, and soon we were stood to attention by the bike, ready to ride into the garden of England.
The motorway from Folkestone to London was closed a few junctions up the road, so we were diverted through the countryside. The queues were horrendous, but as we have a privelegd pass that allows us to ignore traffic jams, we slipped through quite quickly. The satnav decided that we wanted to ride through London as well, so w went through the docklands, passing the Millenium Dome, and popping under the Thames via the Blackwall Tunnel. This was a throwback to my youth, when was a courier and used to ride through the Blackwall tunnel often, sometimes 6 times a day.
I had woken up with a red eye this morning. I thought it was just because I was tired, but it got worse, with a bulging yellowness adding to the spectacle. It was pretty scratchy too. Eventually Lena persuaded me to divert to a pharmacy, and after one aborted attempt due to aclosed road, and some grumpy driving through the countryside, we consulted with a lovely pharmacist, who gave me a bottle of eyedrops. It is probably just saline, but it cost almost a fiver, so it felt like it worked, even if it didn’t.
I spent the afternoon with my nose running and my eye tearing up, while feeling like I had 3/8ths of a small beetle stuck under my eyelid, and all the while riding hundreds of miles on the bike. Not my preferred way to finish the holiday. However, we made it home in one piece, and went into pack-down mode.
It is now later in the evening, two laods of washing are on the line, the bike is washed and lubed, our stuff is packed away, and we are looking at pictures and reminiscing. I am pretty tired, so will be off to bed shortly. Tomorrow I hope to sort out the pictures, put some captions to them, provide some pictures within the posts from this holiday, and generally tidy up.
It has been a real pleasure sharing this trip with you. We have had the most marvelous, memorable, magnificent and <insert your own M-word here> time, and will have experiences and memories that will last forever. Thanks for staying with us.
Last full day in France
Day 10. Troyes to Boulogne sur Mer. 432 Kms, 268 miles.
For breakfast we walked back toward town, and stopped at a supermarket for juice and yoghurts, and then at a real French boulanger for fresh croissants. They were marvelous, and we ate while we packed up. We had decided that we would go on the toll road today, as we had a fair bit of milage to cover. So most of the journey went by quickly, but boringly.
We only travelled about 4 hours, but covered more Kms than most days where we had travelled far more hours. Our lunch was particularly notable -half n apple, and some M&M’s.
We arrived at small hotel in the bus station, and I was a bit dubious about it, but actually the room was fine. After unpacking, we walked about ten minutes to the beach, but it was a bit windy, and though we tried, a full swim was unwise. Back to the hotel, a quick shower, checked the train times for the morning, then off for a walk.Once again this city surprised us. Only ten minutes walk from the hotel is a walled ancient town, in perfect repair, hosting lovely old buildings, churches, offices, consulates, and restaurants. We chose one of these, having been scared off by the prices of the first establishment we went to, and had the best meal of our holiday in a place called Les Grilladines. The waiter was very friendly, welcoming and knowledgeable, and the food was devine. We had a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, and that was excellent too. The perfect final meal and end to our ten days in France.
Tomorrow it is an early start to get the train under the sea, then a full day of hard driving to get back home. We are hoping to get home tomorrow, otherwise we will be home on Sunday at some stage.


